Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q. Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake? A. Because snowman is an island. Q. What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food? A. Brrrrrr-itos. Q. What exactly is a New Year’s resolution?A. It’s a to-do list for the first week of January.
George came one night carrying a tiny, branchless tree. Attached to a lone limb was a shotgun shell. “This is for you,” he told his wife.“All right, George,” said his wife. “What is it?”“Why, honey.” George smiled, “it’s a cartridge in a bare tree.” Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?A. Because he had very… Read More
Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.“Well,” replied old John, “There’s my ranch… Read More
I think something’s missing in my life. Like two or three million dollars. You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge was cold. I once had a job in an orange juice factory but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it… Read More
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow. Today is one of those days when even my coffee needs a coffee. I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. An apple a day keeps… Read More
I don’t suggest actually using this response; just laugh at it now and then tuck it away, very deeply. You’re happy to be a guy because: 1) Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2) You know stuff about tanks. 3) A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 4) You can open all your own jars. 5) Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t… Read More
If they can send one man to the moon, why can’t they just send them all. (Just kidding!) In a bathroom a man has 5 items. A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Holiday Inn. A women has on average 337 items in her bathroom. A man would not… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 