Live Life Laughing
Live Life Laughing
Where does Frosty keep his cold, hard cash?In a snow bank! Why is Elsa dangerous with a snowblower?Because she’ll let it go! Did you hear that Frosty the Snowman’s wife went to the hairdresser?She got a perm-afrost! Laughter is like a windshield wiper.It doesn’t stop the rain, but allows us to keep going.
Live Life Laughing
I used to have a handle on life – but mine broke. I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Out of my mind, back in five minutes. Ever stop to think? and forget to start again? The trouble with life is…there’s no background music. A picture is worth a thousand words, but… Read More
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Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail? A: He had a brush with the law. Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling? A: I got you covered. Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? A: With a bowl of “Surreal” source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/painterjokes.html Spring “For happiness one needs security, but joy… Read More
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Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter? A: Because he didn’t have an ear for music. Q: Did you hear about the artist who died? A: Too many strokes. Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings? A: In a mooooseum. Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum? A: They… Read More
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Q. What do elves learn in school? A. The elf-a-bet. Q. How do bees get to school? A. On a school buzz. Q. What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk? A. Law and Odor Spring “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”… Read More
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Aging Jokes Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” ~Agatha Christie “At my age, flowers scare me.” ~George Burns The nice thing about being senile is you can hide… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 