Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Dear Life, when I said “could my life get any worse,” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Q: What do you call a bee hive without an exit?A: Unbelievable. Do you use your right or left hand to stir your coffee?I use a spoon.
I’m reading a book about school truancy by Marcus Absent. Whoever snuck the “s” in fast food was quite clever. All of my bills say “outstanding.” I guess I’m doing a great job with them.
If a police officer pulls over a U-Haul, did she bust a move? Never make plans with croissants. They’re flaky. A mother’s love is unconditional. Her temper is another matter.
I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and coordinate. This morning I woke up in a clown costume. I must have slept funny. Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It’s pasteurize before you see it.
You never know what I have up my sleeve.Today, for instance, it was a dryer sheet The phrase, “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 1% success rate. The older I get, to more I understand why roosters just scream to start the day.
A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. “What’s your name,” the chicken asked.“Bond, James Bond,” he answered. “What’s yours?”“Ken, Chick Ken.” Judging by the look of my hair this morning, I may be a muppet. To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos. If you don’t watch carefully, you might not… Read More
etc. = end of thinking capacity What is the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?“Oops!” Roses are red,tacos are delicious.I use paper platesCause I hate doing dishes. I have been thinking about my mother-in-law all day. We love playing board games together, but cards were our favorite. Even though she usually beat me, I loved… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 