Live Life Laughing
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
from Sizzle
Give it a minute—game players and history buffs, the joke above is for you. The following riddles are from http://www.rd.com: Q What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? A “Curses! Foil again!” Q Why is the letter the most like a flower? A Because the B is after it.… Read More
Occupational Hymns from: mikeysfunnies.com ~ Astronaut: “Nearer My God, To Thee” ~ Baker: “I Need Thee Every Hour” ~ Barber: “A Parting Hymn We Sing” ~ Baseball Batter: “Seek Thee First” ~ Builder: “How Firm A Foundation” and “The Church’s One Foundation” ~ Canoeist: “Flow, River, Flow” ~ Carpenter: “The Nail Scarred Hand” ~ Children’s… Read More
List of Hymns for Today: from: mikeysfunnies.com ~ “Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound” ~ “Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word” ~ “Praise God from whom All Affirmations Flow” ~ “Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me” ~ “When Peace, Like a Trickle” ~ “We Give Thee but Still Think We Own” ~ “What… Read More
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear? A: Open-toad Q: Why was the math book sad? A: It had too many problems. (Ain’t that the truth?) Q: What did one elevator say to another elevator: A: I think I’m coming down with something. There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.… Read More
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A neck-tarine. Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: A Doyouthinkhesawus? (If you don’t get it, say it out loud.) Q: Why did the orange lose the race? A: Because it ran out of juice. It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life… Read More