I am awake. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time. Another year older. Out thoughts are with you at this difficult time. They say with age comes wisdom, so therefore I don’t have wrinkles, I have wise cracks. I was going to tell a joke about retired people, but none of them work.

“Told you so.” Sincerely, Your Intuition I didn’t fall for you. You tripped me. I have learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. Yelling silences your message. Speak quietly so your children can hear your words instead of just your voice. ~L.R. Knost on learningstationmusic.com

It’s only embarrassing if you’re embarrassed. I wonder what my dog named me? There are only 3 things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. -Chris Rock Parenting offers the unique experience of realizing you’re already late for something that doesn’t start for 4 hours. -Simon Holland Quoted from realmomrecs.com How to wake up… Read More

 “Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” —​Josh Billings “Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. Nobody really knows how.” “The trouble with having an open mind is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” — Terry Pratchett “Good decisions come… Read More

“If you don’t like where you are, move. You are not a tree.”  “If you aren’t in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?” —​T.S. Eliot “If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.”  “Well, apparently Rock Bottom has a basement.”  “You are… Read More

From a real conversation while Mom drives kids to school. Boy, reading sticker on the window of the car ahead of them: “How’s your Aspen?” Mom: “Fine, thank you. And yours?” Boy, confused: “What? I’m just reading the sticker on the window of that car. It says, ‘How’s your Aspen?’” Mom: “Actually, it’s a little… Read More