Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky. “Being a little weird is just a natural side effect of being awesome.” ~Sue Fitzmaurice I tried being normal once.It was the worst five minutes of my life.
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Albert Einstein’s little brother Frank was an absolute monster. I don’t always “whoop!”But when I do, there it is. If a police officer pulls over a U-Haul,Did he bust a move?
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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren’t a robot. I don’t rise and shine.I caffeinate and coordinate. I opened a can of worms.They just sit there, the worms.Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.
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My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it, but we can give it a try. The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way,” has a 0% success rate. The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.
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Roses are red.Tacos are delicious.I use paper platesbecause I hate doing dishes. This morning I woke up in a clown costume.I must have slept funny. You never know what I have up my sleeve.Today, for instance, it was a dryer sheet.
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Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. etc + end of thinking capacity Judging by the looks of my hair today, I may be a muppet.
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Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scraped ice from the windshield?He only got 10% off. What’s an ig?A snowhouse without a loo. What does a Scooter’s employee’s job title change to in the winter?A brrrr-ista! What’s the difference between ice and icicle?Ice has noel. I really wish I’d listened to what my… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 