Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Did you know Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs? That’s because they are Inca-hoots. I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It’s awesome.It has Aldi King’s horses and Aldi King’s men. Whoever snuck the “s” in fast foodwas a clever little marketer. No relationship is all sunshine, but two can share an umbrella… Read More
If we are not meant to have late-night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? How do you act among people who don’t like Star Trek?You follow the prime directive: “Do not interfere with primitive cultures.” What do you know about atoms?Very little.Besides that. Every woman’s dream is a man who will pick… Read More
Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky. “Being a little weird is just a natural side effect of being awesome.” ~Sue Fitzmaurice I tried being normal once.It was the worst five minutes of my life.
Albert Einstein’s little brother Frank was an absolute monster. I don’t always “whoop!”But when I do, there it is. If a police officer pulls over a U-Haul,Did he bust a move?
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren’t a robot. I don’t rise and shine.I caffeinate and coordinate. I opened a can of worms.They just sit there, the worms.Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.
My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it, but we can give it a try. The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way,” has a 0% success rate. The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.
Roses are red.Tacos are delicious.I use paper platesbecause I hate doing dishes. This morning I woke up in a clown costume.I must have slept funny. You never know what I have up my sleeve.Today, for instance, it was a dryer sheet.
