Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I have a fear of speed bumps.I’m slowing getting over it. How do you get two whales in a car?Start in the middle of England and travel west. Scientists have actually discovered a feline life form on Mars. Unfortunately, it ran in front of the rover and got run over.Curiousity (launched 2018) killed the cat.… Read More
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?Plymouth Rock! Yesterday my husband was washing the car with our grandson.He asked, “Why can’t you use a sponge like a normal grandpa?” What kind of music do you play while fishing?Something catchy. Photo by Mount Polley from Pexels What noise does a frog make in the library?Read-it. Read-it. Read-it.
I failed my wasp examination text.I got a Bee Photo by Karolina Grabowska from Pexels A friend bragged his dog retrieved a ball from a a mile away. Seems far-fetched to me. Photo by Yuki Ghost from Pexels
What kind of shoes do plumbers love?Clogs. I used to be addicted to soap,but I’m clean now. I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from foreign countries because of the smell.I love foreign axe scents.
I ate a box of thin mints, and I didn’t get thinner.I don’t think they work. I’ve written a song about tortillas.Actually, I think it’s more of a wrap. My family asked me to stop telling them Thanksgiving jokes.But I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey.
What did the frustrated farmer say after all of his hay bales were stolen?“This is the last straw!” How much space is needed for fungi to grow?As mushroom as possible. I asked for shortbread at the bakery.They told they didn’t make it any longer.
If I was an Internal Revenue Service Auditor, would I see debt people? I’m a Knot-for-Profit. I tie shoes professionally. I just took my sick boat to the doc. A drummer on the Lawrence Welk show just had twin daughters.He named them Anna-1 and Anna-2.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 