Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!” A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so… Read More
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. ~BagFaceMan, England Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.” A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby… Read More
Q What’s the tallest building in your city? A The library, because it has the most stories. Q You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what that means? A You matter. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. Quote on humor: “Everyone… Read More
If Shaquile O’Neal was a banana, he’d be Shaquille O’Peal. If Shaquile O’Neal was a shade of blue-green, he’d be Shaquille O’Teal. If Shaquile O’Neal was a thief, he’d be Shaquille O’Steal. If Shaquile O’Neal was overly emotional, he’d be Shaquille O’Feel. “I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my… Read More
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve. “Hearty laughter is a good way to… Read More
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!” A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”… Read More
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow? A: I don’t know but I wouldn’t milk it. Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath.… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 