Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve. “Hearty laughter is a good way to… Read More
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!” A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”… Read More
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow? A: I don’t know but I wouldn’t milk it. Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath.… Read More
Have you ever wondered: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”? If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate! “The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.” Bennett… Read More
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. As I was taking a walk with my daughter one day, I noticed something green in her hair. To my disbelief I pulled out a piece of lettuce from her hair. “Whoa!” she exclaimed, “is there anything else in there?” “Oh… Read More
Yesterday I accidentally Pokeman. I know a dog who can do tricks. It’s a labracadabrador. Q: What do you call Dracula with hayfever? A: Pollen Count
White boards are remarkable. Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? A: Ten Tickles Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?
Kathleen S Evenhouse 