Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. OOF! You should fear the pirate duck.He has the power to unleash the quackin’ Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?Not necescelery. Pre- means before.Post- means after.Using both in the same word would be preposterous. This hummingbird has one major task each day—consuming nectar.My… Read More
This verse calls for bright colors. For a life full of life. Jesus is Lord.
Cleaning Puns from Punstation.com Some days just are disappointing on the emotional level. I find a quiet spot to remember this truth, and I remember how loved I am.
Why did Shakespeare only write in pen?Because pencils always brought up the question: 2B or not 2B. A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel.An OPTIMIST see light at the end of the tunnel.A REALIST sees a freight train.The TRAIN DRIVER see 3 fools standing on the tracks. Life Hack: turn any sofa into a bed by… Read More
If you say gullible really slowly,it sounds like orange. Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips.Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. NASA is launching a satellite to say “sorry” to the aliens.They’re call it the Apollo G.
English puns make me feel numb.But math puns make me feel number. Today’s DEEP THOUGHT: When you clean out avacuum cleaner, You become a vacuum cleaner. The word queue is ironic.It is just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. My husband fainted on the baggage carousel at the airport.Thanksfully, he… Read More
“I don’t respond to politics on social media,” except I forgot the rule I’d made (I am a learn-through-experience person). I’m more than happy to engage personally, which I do on a regular basis with those who agree and disagree with my opinions. But the barrage, the continuous volley of buckshot, that followed my response… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 