You never know what I have up my sleeve.Today, for instance, it was a dryer sheet The phrase, “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 1% success rate. The older I get, to more I understand why roosters just scream to start the day.
Live Life Laughing
Senior Rambling
Physical aging brings a slow season of losses: eyesight, joints free of pain, ability to break into a sprint, moving furniture by yourself, carrying a grandchild on your hip for hours, driving at night. We could make a long list of negatives, of no-longer-able-tos, and “I’m going to pay for this tomorrow!” When you look… Read More
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A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. “What’s your name,” the chicken asked.“Bond, James Bond,” he answered. “What’s yours?”“Ken, Chick Ken.” Judging by the look of my hair this morning, I may be a muppet. To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos. If you don’t watch carefully, you might not… Read More
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etc. = end of thinking capacity What is the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?“Oops!” Roses are red,tacos are delicious.I use paper platesCause I hate doing dishes. I have been thinking about my mother-in-law all day. We love playing board games together, but cards were our favorite. Even though she usually beat me, I loved… Read More
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I just learned Einstein was a real person. I always thought he was just a theoretical physicist. I had a dream last night I was a muffler…woke up exhausted. Did you hear about the guy who stole cheese? He was up to no Gouda.
Live Life Laughing
Wear short sleeves! Support the right to bare arms! Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. Get ready for tomorrow morning. Go to the library today.
This Summer’s Attitude: Change Is My Friend
I’m waiting for my husband to come out of surgery for a new knee—about two hours here, then another 2-3 hours in recovery, physical therapy, more waiting, and then hopefully we get to go home. I get him into our apartment, and get someone to stay with him while I go pick up prescriptions. Did… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 