A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. “What’s your name,” the chicken asked.“Bond, James Bond,” he answered. “What’s yours?”“Ken, Chick Ken.” Judging by the look of my hair this morning, I may be a muppet. To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos. If you don’t watch carefully, you might not… Read More
Live Life Laughing
etc. = end of thinking capacity What is the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?“Oops!” Roses are red,tacos are delicious.I use paper platesCause I hate doing dishes. I have been thinking about my mother-in-law all day. We love playing board games together, but cards were our favorite. Even though she usually beat me, I loved… Read More
Live Life Laughing
I just learned Einstein was a real person. I always thought he was just a theoretical physicist. I had a dream last night I was a muffler…woke up exhausted. Did you hear about the guy who stole cheese? He was up to no Gouda.
Live Life Laughing
Wear short sleeves! Support the right to bare arms! Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. Get ready for tomorrow morning. Go to the library today.
This Summer’s Attitude: Change Is My Friend
I’m waiting for my husband to come out of surgery for a new knee—about two hours here, then another 2-3 hours in recovery, physical therapy, more waiting, and then hopefully we get to go home. I get him into our apartment, and get someone to stay with him while I go pick up prescriptions. Did… Read More
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I prefer living in the past. At least the cost of housing was much cheaper. There’s a new support group for compulsive talkers. It’s called On Anon. I’ve taken up a new sport. It’s called silent tennis.It’s just like regular tennis, but without the racket. Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty.
Live Life Laughing
70% of the earth is water, and virtually none of it is carbonated.So, the earth is, in fact, flat. What is the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?One is Chris Pratt, and the other is a Crisp Rat. I accidentally replace my halogen bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs.The circuit breakers are tripping and my… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 