Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. etc + end of thinking capacity Judging by the looks of my hair today, I may be a muppet.
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Bible Doodle: Hebrews 10:23
I live in the hope, and I will die in this hope.
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Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scraped ice from the windshield?He only got 10% off. What’s an ig?A snowhouse without a loo. What does a Scooter’s employee’s job title change to in the winter?A brrrr-ista! What’s the difference between ice and icicle?Ice has noel. I really wish I’d listened to what my… Read More
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Why did the deer get braces?Because he had buck teeth. What do you call an empty bottle of Cheese Whiz?Cheese Was Did you know that you can use disposable masks to brew espresso?That’s because they are coughy filters. You know what every woman’s dream is?A man who will take her in his arms, throw her… Read More
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“My credit card was denied at the sweater store.”“What did they do?”“They asked me for my cardigan.” Why did the chicken go to the gym?To work on his pecks. Dear life, When I said “can my day get any worse,” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. FUN FACT:Koi fish always travel in groups… Read More
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I saw two huge black birds this morning, and they were stuck together.Turns out they were velcrows. Smoking will kill you. So will bacon.But smoking bacon will cure it. I got an email that explained all you need to know about reading maps backwards.It was spam. Make someone’s day more exciting.At 7:30 a.m. on a… Read More
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I hate when my GPS tells me to head northwest when leaving the parking lot.Yo, British girl, do I need to turn left or right? Love is in the air, but so is the flu.Wash your hands. Cat puns freak meowt,Seriously, I’m not kitten. What is the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? “Oops!”
