Everybody knows where the Big Apple is, but does any know where Minneapolis? Everyone at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined. “Imagine…all the people.” Q: What do you call a rabbit that was born and raised in a motel?A: An inn-grown hare.
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What do you call a fish without eyes?Fsh What lights up a soccer stadium?A soccer match. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?Mistletoes
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?You’re under a vest. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?Because every play has a cast. What kind of ghost has the best hearing?The eeriest.
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What kind of tunes do planets like?Neptunes What did the yoga instructor say to her landlord who wanted to evict her?Namaste What do you call a factory that produces good products.A satisfactory
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What do you call two guys hanging around a window?Kurt and Rod I scraped my elbow digging for gold.Never mind, it’s just a miner injury. Bro, can you pass me that leaflet?Brochure
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Everyone told Sam not to sing,but Samsung anyway. How do Viking ships signal each other?The use Norse code. Photo by Tucker Monticelli on Unsplash My pet pig lost his voice; he was very disgruntled.
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Q: Where do you take someone who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? A: To the I.C.U. Photo by Kindel Media from Pexels Q: What does a house wear?A: address Q: On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?A: the outside
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