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ONE-LINERS from Reddit He said he lost the calculator and had nothing to add. “Indecisive” is my favorite word; actually, no it isn’t. I was going to make a belt out of old watches, but I thought, nah, that’s a waist of time. All those with telekinetic powers raise my hand. SMILE Smile because you… Read More
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FARM JOKES What advice does a farmer follow when choosing a tractor? “If it fields good, do it.” When Beethoven lived on a farm, he wrote Oat to Joy. The criminal threatened to strike right at harvest time. The farmer said to him, “You better leave, before I cull the crops!”
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FARM JOKES As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. What do you call the best butter on the farm? A goat. What do farmers use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor.… Read More
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Some people just have a way with words, and other people … oh … not have way. ~Steve Martin I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure if I ever went there, I could get by. ~Bonnie MacFarland My teammate and I often laugh about… Read More
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