Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Did you know Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs? That’s because they are Inca-hoots. I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It’s awesome.It has Aldi King’s horses and Aldi King’s men. Whoever snuck the “s” in fast foodwas a clever little marketer. No relationship is all sunshine, but two can share an umbrella… Read More
What did Dracula call his interior design style?Fang-shui Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and then cross the road again?He was a dirty double-crosser. I tried to walk like an Egyptian.Now I need to see a Cairo-practor. Placing blame in marriage is like saying, “Your side of the boat is… Read More
I did not experience living near extended family growing. Most relatives were in the Midwest, and we lived out west: New Mexico and California. Just about every other year, we made the drive cross country to see family, and as we were a family of eight, we were usually split up while we were there… Read More
If we are not meant to have late-night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? How do you act among people who don’t like Star Trek?You follow the prime directive: “Do not interfere with primitive cultures.” What do you know about atoms?Very little.Besides that. Every woman’s dream is a man who will pick… Read More
Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky. “Being a little weird is just a natural side effect of being awesome.” ~Sue Fitzmaurice I tried being normal once.It was the worst five minutes of my life.
My friend Dale has spent the last few years living this cancer-life, although he was told at one time that his life span was a matter of months. But here he is, still popping up out of the box. And he’s not alone. Many of us are in that boat: a flurry of crises, treatments,… Read More
Albert Einstein’s little brother Frank was an absolute monster. I don’t always “whoop!”But when I do, there it is. If a police officer pulls over a U-Haul,Did he bust a move?
Kathleen S Evenhouse 