American idiom puns: Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day. My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. My friend’s bakery burned down last night, and how his business is toast. My friend drove his… Read More
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For those in design and publication. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. I had this crazy dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was only a Fanta sea. I just found out I lost an electron. I’ll have to keep a better ion them.… Read More
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If you’re still puzzled, Google Napoleon’s birthplace. But if you have to do that, you’ll just say, “Ohhhhh.” You won’t laugh, but you’ll get it. The following scientific Shakespearean plot is brought to you by: gosciencegirls.com Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein. Dear Maths, I’m tired of finding… Read More
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If you don’t get it, say the punch line out loud. If you still don’t get it, you’ll have to read The Communist Manifesto. Did you realize that the word “bed” actually looks like one? Shazzam moment: When you realize your age is the number of times you went around the sun. Q How does… Read More
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You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy. Dry erase boards are remarkable. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch? A; Fish and ships. Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? A: Sneakers. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
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Couldn’t watch the whole movie, but liked the joke. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut. A magician was walking down the… Read More
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