Teacher: “Name two pronouns?”Student: “Who, me?” Whoever put the “b” in SUBTLE deserves a pat on the back. Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three?Because they can’t even.
Live Life Laughing: Teachers
Bible Doodle: Psalm 19:14
Coloring with pencils or gel pens is one of the ways I like to relax. Most of these pictures come from Waterbrook coloring books and are the works of a variety of artists. Their creativity has given me the opportunity to dwell on the meaning of the words while coloring.
God’s Will in Life and Death
Pastor Leslie Weatherhead helped me to understand the will of God when I was angry and in pain (see my blog on August 31). He explained that there are three distinctive phases in God’s will: intentional (God’s ideal plan for man—his original creation) circumstantial (God’s plan within certain circumstances—what we experience in our lives in… Read More
Live Life Laughing: School
Q: What did one DNA say to the other DNA?A: Do these jeans make me look fat? If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine. Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
Bible Doodle: Ezekiel 34:26
Coloring with pencils or gel pens is one of the ways I like to relax. Most of these pictures come from Waterbrook coloring books and are the works of a variety of artists. Their creativity has given me the opportunity to dwell on the meaning of the words while coloring.
It’s God’s Will
My father died slowly—nine excruciating months after being diagnosed with a brain tumor. When well-meaning friends tried to comfort me with “it is God’s will,” I was furious. Surely God did not intend such torture for my father or his family. We had tried for a cure with everything that Western medicine had to offer—had… Read More
Live Life Laughing: School
This sentence contains exactly threee erors. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?He will stop at nothing to avoid them. A photon is going through airport security. The agent asks, “Do you have any luggage?”The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
