Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Why did the deer get braces?Because he had buck teeth. What do you call an empty bottle of Cheese Whiz?Cheese Was Did you know that you can use disposable masks to brew espresso?That’s because they are coughy filters. You know what every woman’s dream is?A man who will take her in his arms, throw her… Read More
15-16 So be careful how you act; these are difficult days. Don’t be fools; be wise: make the most of every opportunity you have for doing good. 17 Don’t act thoughtlessly, but try to find out and do whatever the Lord wants you to. 18 Don’t drink too much wine, for many evils lie along that path; be filled instead… Read More
God designed our brains with choice as part of the structure. You can change the very landscape of your brain by the thoughts you choose. And you don’t have to do it on your own. God’s ready and waiting.
“My credit card was denied at the sweater store.”“What did they do?”“They asked me for my cardigan.” Why did the chicken go to the gym?To work on his pecks. Dear life, When I said “can my day get any worse,” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. FUN FACT:Koi fish always travel in groups… Read More
Guard your heart above all else, for it determines the course of your life. Proverbs 4:23
In Christ, an everyday man or woman becomes someone with the power and authority to expose the devil’s schemes, to drive him out and away from all things. The everyday man or woman “in Christ” has the power to speak truth into lies, cultivate righteousness into moral confusion, and inject peace into earthly conflict. The… Read More
I saw two huge black birds this morning, and they were stuck together.Turns out they were velcrows. Smoking will kill you. So will bacon.But smoking bacon will cure it. I got an email that explained all you need to know about reading maps backwards.It was spam. Make someone’s day more exciting.At 7:30 a.m. on a… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 