Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Recently I received some health news I didn’t want to hear. It wasn’t the answer I had prayed for. And now I’m in a pattern I don’t really care for: medical reports, tests, wait, more tests, wait, schedule surgery, ad nauseum. Many of you have been there or watched someone else go through the process.… Read More
What did the policeman say to his belly button?You’re under a vest. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?Because every play has a cast. What kind of ghost has the best hearing?The eeriest.
My mother will turn 98 in May. She lives in a wonderful and loving memory-care home, and my close-by sister visits multiple times weekly. The rest of the siblings travel west as often as we can to see her; I was there four times in the last year. Her influence on our lives has been… Read More
What kind of tunes do planets like?Neptunes What did the yoga instructor say to her landlord who wanted to evict her?Namaste What do you call a factory that produces good products.A satisfactory
I am in the middle of a health investigation: where has all the energy gone? There are lots of answers, and more to come but here’s some of what I know now. I’m low on vitamin D2, the largest percentage of which comes from the infrared rays of sunlight, which you can take into your… Read More
What do cows like to read the most?Cattle-logs What do horses say when they fall?Help!, I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddy-up. Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?He was on a roll.
It was so bright in the bedroom, I thought it must be morning. The clock read 4:27. Okay, morning, but way too early—it’s supposed to still be dark outside. I turned over, and the moonlight was so bright, I had to close my eyes. A white circle, a residual moon-echo, still hung on the inside… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 