Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Funnies Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult. If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my blanket fort coloring. Q: Why was the strawberry crying? A: His mom is in a jam. Winter Thoughts “It is the life of the crystal, the… Read More
I’m sick and tired of shallow news stories blaring at me to get my attention. They want to suck me in, get me riled up, play with my emotions, pass on my cookies to advertisers, and make me desperate to hear the latest misadventure. Consuming the news is emotionally exhausting, and really doesn’t tell me… Read More
Funnies I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil. You can’t make everybody happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella. You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge is so cold. Winter Thoughts “Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the… Read More
Historical tidbits are hidden in plain view all around us. Sometimes they are the statues in public places, on words carved into clay tablets, in the Bible, in the Dead Sea Scrolls, in pictures in museums, in fictional stories that take place during actual historical events, and even in our homes on the kids’ book… Read More
So, Iowa has this reputation of being wholesome, but totally boring. Couldn’t be farther from the truth, at least not in my mind. And this isn’t a joke, but you may feel like smiling. Funnies Don’t be sad, because sad spelled backward is das, and das is not good. Q: How do I like my… Read More
How many of you had a book of Nursery Rhymes in your house as you grew up? For many of us, they were a part of our childhood as silly rhymes with catchy tunes. Some of us even jumped rope to these little ditties. But do you know that they are also a semi-opaque window… Read More
Q: Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? A: So when they come back to port, they can Scandanavian. Q: Why can’t the T-Rex clap? A: Because he’s dead. Q: Want to know what makes you smile? A: Your face muscles. Winter Thoughts: Advice is like snow—the softer… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 