Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Don’t let anyone drive you crazy.You are close enough, and the walk will do you good. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?You take away their little brooms. I bet Waldo owed some people money.You don’t get that good at hiding for no reason.
Q. Why don’t kleptomaniacs understand puns even when you explain them?A. Because they alway take things literally. Q. Who tells the best chicken jokes?A. Comedi-hens Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken with an Irishman?A. The cluck o’ the Irish. picture on Instagram
Q. What did the tin man say when he got run over by a steam roller?A. Curses! Foil again. Q. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?A. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Q. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards during his performance?A. He… Read More
My emotional support animal is a chicken. White meat, Crispy. With a biscuit. A poll measuring the gap between rungs on a ladder has shown a definite increase.This is because people have become taller.It’s known as climb-it-change. What’s another name for a duck who is very clever?A wise quacker.
Deck the halls and not your family,Fa la la la la la la la la What did the horse say after it tripped?“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up.” What do you call an angry carrot?A steamed vegetable. What do lawyers wear to court?Lawsuits.
Why did Grandma decided to put wheels on her rocking chair?So she could rock and roll. Whoever invented knock-knock jokes,should get a no-bell prize. I was addicted to Hokey-Pokey,but I turned myself around. Be amazed!
If you tell dad jokes, but you don’t have kids,does that make you a faux pa? What do French Fries do when they haven’t seen each other in a long time?Ketchup. How do scientists keep their breath fresh?Experimints. What would you be doing if you were on this beach right now?
Kathleen S Evenhouse 