Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?A: You take away their little brooms. Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?A: On the dark side. So, I was watching an Australian cooking show. The audience went crazy with applause when the chef made meringue. I was so surprised…I thought Australians… Read More
Eyedrops are technically blinker fluid. Q: When is a car not a car?A: When it turns into a driveway. I just wrote a book about how to fall down a staircase.It’s a step-by-step guide. It’s that wierd time of day when I don’t know if I need water, coffee, a cookie,or to leave civilization and… Read More
Don’t let anyone drive you crazy.You are close enough, and the walk will do you good. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?You take away their little brooms. I bet Waldo owed some people money.You don’t get that good at hiding for no reason.
Q. Why don’t kleptomaniacs understand puns even when you explain them?A. Because they alway take things literally. Q. Who tells the best chicken jokes?A. Comedi-hens Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken with an Irishman?A. The cluck o’ the Irish. picture on Instagram
Q. What did the tin man say when he got run over by a steam roller?A. Curses! Foil again. Q. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?A. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Q. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards during his performance?A. He… Read More
My emotional support animal is a chicken. White meat, Crispy. With a biscuit. A poll measuring the gap between rungs on a ladder has shown a definite increase.This is because people have become taller.It’s known as climb-it-change. What’s another name for a duck who is very clever?A wise quacker.
Deck the halls and not your family,Fa la la la la la la la la What did the horse say after it tripped?“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up.” What do you call an angry carrot?A steamed vegetable. What do lawyers wear to court?Lawsuits.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 