Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Deck the halls and not your family,Fa la la la la la la la la What did the horse say after it tripped?“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up.” What do you call an angry carrot?A steamed vegetable. What do lawyers wear to court?Lawsuits.
Why did Grandma decided to put wheels on her rocking chair?So she could rock and roll. Whoever invented knock-knock jokes,should get a no-bell prize. I was addicted to Hokey-Pokey,but I turned myself around. Be amazed!
If you tell dad jokes, but you don’t have kids,does that make you a faux pa? What do French Fries do when they haven’t seen each other in a long time?Ketchup. How do scientists keep their breath fresh?Experimints. What would you be doing if you were on this beach right now?
Q: What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?A: They are both Paris-sites. Photo by Pixabay I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought, “I really need to wash some mugs.” Waiter: “I see your glass is empty. Would you like another?”Dad: “Why would I want two… Read More
You may have to say this one out loud:I made some gumbo with only okra and sausage.It wasn’t bad, and it wasn’t good either.It was just meaty okra. Eyedrops are, technically, blinker fluid. Chickens have stopped crossing the road.They just call an ewe-ber. photos by pixabay
My friend said, “I don’t understand cloning.”I replied, “That makes two of us.” Headline:Man Invents Ground-breaking Tool Photo by Antony Trivet: https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-man-in-a-yellow-vest-digging-on-dirt-ground-12919408/ Headline:Invention of Broom Sweeps the Nation Photo by Fabio Gasperoni: https://www.pexels.com/photo/two-brooms-near-fence-and-wall-2007257/ You will bloom in season.
To all my northern friends, Your weather is in my yard. I’m going to need you to come get it, please. Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes, but when I do have something in my eye, it’s always an eyelash.Eyronic. I asked my friend to spell wonton backwards.He said, “Not… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 