Why are the Irish so wealthy?Because their capital is always Dublin. What has more lives than a cat?A frog, because it croaks every night. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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What do you call two guys hanging around a window?Kurt and Rod I scraped my elbow digging for gold.Never mind, it’s just a miner injury. Bro, can you pass me that leaflet?Brochure
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Everyone told Sam not to sing,but Samsung anyway. How do Viking ships signal each other?The use Norse code. Photo by Tucker Monticelli on Unsplash My pet pig lost his voice; he was very disgruntled.
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Q: Where do you take someone who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? A: To the I.C.U. Photo by Kindel Media from Pexels Q: What does a house wear?A: address Q: On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?A: the outside
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I accidentally rubbed ketchup into my eyes.Now I have Heinz sight. Q: What do you call a retired miner?A: Doug If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. I’m so mad. I went to a general store, and they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific. Why did the chicken… Read More
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I just burned 2000 calories.That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap. To be frank, I’d have to change my name. What do you call a corncob with only one kernel?A unicorn. Plants use photosynthesis when they want a light snack.
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I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is. Scaring men is easy. I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair. I changed all my passwords to Kenny; now all I have is Kenny Loggins. I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention as a… Read More
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