Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
What did the icy road say to the car? “Want to go for a spin?” What do you call a slow skier? A slopepoke! Why do arctic seals and penguins not get along? They are polar opposites! How does a group of penguins make a decision? They flipper coin!
Why do trees hate going to school? Because they’re easily stumped. Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes? She wanted to branch out. What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves.
When a vegetarian is really made at another vegetarian, is it still called a beef?Just wondering. The last part of your body to die when you pass away are your pupils.They dilate. Is your stomach flat?Yeah, but the “L” is silent. You know what’s even worse? When the author is still writing the second one.
Everyone told Sam not to sing.But Samsung anyway. I’m addicted to seaweed,but I’m seeking kelp. When I was at McDonald’s today, I ate a Kid’s Meal.It was really good, but the kid cried and his mom was furious. Authors, think of the influence you have. Use your influence wisely.
I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.Don’t get it? Ask your fourth grader. What is faster, hot or cold?Hot, because you can catch a cold. Orion’s belt is a big waist of stars.Bad joke. Only 3 stars. Sometimes you can really identify with a character in the book. Is it because you have… Read More
I’m going to add a new super service to my business called, “Typoman.”You ask, “What do you do?” My answer: “I write wrongs.” A policeman made a presentation at a school on career days. After his presentation, he opened up a time for questions from the audience. “What would you do if you had to… Read More
Some people think the T-Rex can’t clap because its arms are too short.But the real reason is: they’re all dead! Photo by Frank Kroeger on Unsplash I’m not too good with this techy stuff. Yesterday, my cell phone took a 10-minute video of my shoes.But surprisingly, it was pretty good footage. What do you call… Read More
