Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Do you know which bank orcas use?A: Whales Fargo Photo by Mike Doherty on Unsplash To ride or not to ride, that is equestrian. Photo by Filip Eliasson on Unsplash I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes. Photo by Joe Dudeck… Read More
5,000 hares escaped from the zoo.The police are combing the area. Photo by Paul Siewert on Unsplash They are having a bad posture contest at work. I have a hunch I might win. Photo by Muhammad Raufan Yusup on Unsplash What is mitosis?The things at the end of my feetsis. Photo by Danie Franco on… Read More
I tried making reservations at the library, but they were all booked. Photo by Ed Robertson on Unsplash “There is a good reason why I don’t ever sit beside a pool any more.”~ Marco Polo Photo by Drew Dau on Unsplash
Sometime Bigfoot is confused with Sasquatch….Yeti never complains. Photo by Marcus Ganahl on Unsplash. I’ll tell you why I can’t lose weight. I have metal fillings in my teeth, and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. Photo by Squared.one on Unsplash Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?A: Milk… Read More
Q: What is E.T. short for?A: Because he has little legs. If you are chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?A: Every morning you rise and shine. Q: Why did the belt get arrested?A: He held up a pair of pants.
My son wants to study burrowing rodents. I told him, “Gopher it.” Picture by Lukas Vanatko on Unsplash. What do you call it when snails fight? A slug fest. Picture by Mats Hagwell on Unsplash. How do youmeasure a snake? In inches, because they have no feet. Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash
Hello from the otter side. What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly Squats
Kathleen S Evenhouse 