Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I love jokes about eyes. The cornea the better. Q: What do you do with a sick boat?A: Take it to the doc. If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. Did you hear about the 5,000 hares who escaped from the San Diego Zoo? The police are combing… Read More
Q: What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?A: Iron Man stops the bad guy; Aluminum Man foils their plans. A lot of people don’t realize that they actor who played Wilson in Castaway is the actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun. Q: Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants?A: Because… Read More
I recently took a pole:99% of the people were annoyed when their tents fell down. Photo by Tony Lisbon on Unsplash Q. What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?A. Boeing, Boeing, Boeing. Photo by Patrick Campanale on Unsplash Q. Do you know a song about chickpeas?A. Could you hummus the tune?
The word QUEUE is ironic. It’s just a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line. I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes. Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting… Read More
Please excuse me; today’s bad decision is not going to make itself.
Elvis Costella and Abba will be touring together, but they haven’t figured out who will be the headliner yet. So watch for Abba and Costello to see “Who’s on first?” If that joke didn’t make sense, watch the video below. England doesn’t have a Kidney Bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Want to frighten the newest generation?Give them a rotary phone, an analog watch, and a tv with no remote. Q: Why is a camel sand-colored?A: Camelflage I bet you would be really motivated to diet if the weight you lost went to someone you don’t like. My stomach is feeling iffy…I’m going to send a… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 