Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Why do I bother with silly, groan-worthy, nothing blogs on Fridays that focus on things that induce laughter–at least they make me laugh. Because I don’t want to live without it–life needs more than just endurance. I want to look for things that bring a smile, a chuckle, and outright laughter. And it’s always more… Read More
You know, ladies, before this quarantine is over, some of us are going to be begging Jolene to take our man. Hit this link and sing along.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrje2rXLMA I’m not sure which is more disturbing at this point: taking my temperature or weighing myself. Two silk worms were in a race.It ended in a tie. Q:… Read More
Q: What did the tree do when the bank closed?A: It started its own branch. Q: Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?A: Because they never leaf when you want them to. Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree. Q: What was… Read More
These tree jokes will have you feeling green; you’d better beleaf it.All word jokes on this page from scarymommy.com Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?A: Swimming trunks. Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?A: It’s been nice gnawing you. Q: What is a tree’s favorite dating app?A: Timber
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge.He’s standing right behind you. I like little kids, and little kids like me. They kinda look up to me. Q: Where do skeletons spend their vacation?A. At the Dead Sea? Thanks to lastlemon.com for doing posting 1,000 short jokes as visuals and posting them on Pinterest… Read More
My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles.It was a protracted battle. Q: How do elves measure their height?A: In Santa-meters! Q: How do you measure the speed of joy?A: In smiles per hour!
Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite measuring system? A: The Imperial System Q: What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?A: Skele tons Q: What is the tastiest unit of measurement?A: Milimeter MM
Kathleen S Evenhouse 