Please excuse me; today’s bad decision is not going to make itself.
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Elvis Costella and Abba will be touring together, but they haven’t figured out who will be the headliner yet. So watch for Abba and Costello to see “Who’s on first?” If that joke didn’t make sense, watch the video below. England doesn’t have a Kidney Bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Want to frighten the newest generation?Give them a rotary phone, an analog watch, and a tv with no remote. Q: Why is a camel sand-colored?A: Camelflage I bet you would be really motivated to diet if the weight you lost went to someone you don’t like. My stomach is feeling iffy…I’m going to send a… Read More
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Q: What did the retired pirate say on his 80th birthday?A. “Aye matey!” Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?A. The best of thymes, the worst of thymes. Q. Why did it get so hot in the basketball arena after the fame?A. All the fans left. Two silk worms were in a… Read More
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I keep telling my friend it’s wrong to shoplift, but he just doesn’t buy it. Teacher: This student didn’t wear her belt to school again.Principal: What do you want me to do? Suspender? I went to the grocery store to buy 6 cans of Sprite, but when I got home I realized I’d picked 7up.… Read More
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Q. Why does a moon-rock taste better than an earth-rock?A. Because it’s a little meteor. Q. What kind of a car does a sheep drive?A. A lamborghini. Q. Who is the penquin’s favorite relative?A. Aunt Arctica Q. Why can’t you tease egg whites?A. They can’t take a yolk.
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Here’s a few of my favorite Muppet characters. I was at the bank the other day, and I saw a man really concentrating to stand on just one leg. Confused, I asked him what he was doing…“Just checking my balance,” he said. Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 