Q. What is a geologist’s favorite band?A. The Rolling Stones Q. How do geologist like to relax?A. In rocking chairs. Q. What do you call an Irish rock that’s a fake?A. A sham-rock.
Live Life Laughing: Geology #3
Live Life Laughing: Geology #2
“I’m not trespassing. I’m a geologist.” Q. What do you call a rock that never goes to school?A: A skipping stone. Q. Where do rocks like to sleep?A. In bedrock.
Live Life Laughing: Geology #1
If Dr. Watson’s degree was in geology. “I hunt rocks, and I know things.” One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Excuse me. My fault.”
Live Life Laughing: Dr. Who
Q. Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?A. He liked the job description: “Exterminate! Exterminate!” Q. What happens when the Doctor goes back in time and see himself.A. It’s a pair-o-docs. Knock, Knock!Who’s There?DoctorDoctor Who?Yes. If you’re not a Dr. Who fan, these jokes won’t make you laugh. It’s alright. Just… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Diets
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me. A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width. Dieting is wishful shrinking.
Live Life Laughing: Parents
Parenting is stopping your kid from eating that piece of chocolate which has fallen on the floor and then eating it yourself when he/she is not looking. Q: What’s it like to be a parent?A: Take a basket full of blocks, a couple of hundred toy cars, fifty-odd jumpy balls, a few utensils from the… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Parents 2
Parenting is mastering the art of a one-minute-poop and a half-a-minute shower! There are three kinds of grocery shoppers: “The ones who pick up all the healthy things; then the ones who pick up all the junk, and then the ones who end up running around the aisles picking up their kids!” When two of… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 