Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake?A: A π-thon Q: What do you call it when you parry a sword stroke from a semi-aquatic mammal?A: Parry the platypus Q: What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?A: mitosis
My wife said I should get high heels for her birthday.I’m getting some weird looks as I walk down the street. Q. What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?A. My-feet-are-saurus. Learning to walk in high heels really kept me on my toes.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? A: He felt his presents. Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Argh2-D2source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? A: Game of Clones Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? A: Vader Tots. Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A: With Ewokie Talkiessource: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html
Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?A: Because he has a green thumb. Q: How do you get down from a bantha?A: You don’t. You get down from a goose. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan… Read More
Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?A: Adobe Wan Kenobi Q. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?A: Wookieleaks Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?A: To get to the Dark Side.
A fellow accidentally ingested some alpha-L-glucose and discovered that he had no ill effect. Apparently he was ambidextrose. Q. Whatdo solids, liquids and gases have in common?A. They all matter. Q. How can you tell when the moon is going broje?A. When it is down to its last quarter.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 