Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Who is Frosty’s favorite relative?Aunt Arctica What do you call a snapshot taken at the North Pole?A polaroid. What do you call a reindeer without eyes?I have no eye deer. Why did Princess Elsa fall off of her sled?She let it go. How do snowmen read their texts?With an icy stare.
I have a fear of speed bumps.I’m slowing getting over it. How do you get two whales in a car?Start in the middle of England and travel west. Scientists have actually discovered a feline life form on Mars. Unfortunately, it ran in front of the rover and got run over.Curiousity (launched 2018) killed the cat.… Read More
What kind of shoes do plumbers love?Clogs. I used to be addicted to soap,but I’m clean now. I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from foreign countries because of the smell.I love foreign axe scents.
Q: Do you know which bank orcas use?A: Whales Fargo Photo by Mike Doherty on Unsplash To ride or not to ride, that is equestrian. Photo by Filip Eliasson on Unsplash I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes. Photo by Joe Dudeck… Read More
5,000 hares escaped from the zoo.The police are combing the area. Photo by Paul Siewert on Unsplash They are having a bad posture contest at work. I have a hunch I might win. Photo by Muhammad Raufan Yusup on Unsplash What is mitosis?The things at the end of my feetsis. Photo by Danie Franco on… Read More
I tried making reservations at the library, but they were all booked. Photo by Ed Robertson on Unsplash “There is a good reason why I don’t ever sit beside a pool any more.”~ Marco Polo Photo by Drew Dau on Unsplash
Q: What did one DNA say to the other DNA?A: Do these jeans make me look fat? If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine. Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
Kathleen S Evenhouse 