What’s a lawyer’s favorite alcoholic drink?Subpeona Coladas Did you hear about the detective who dropped his phone?He cracked the case. How does a cucumber become a pickle?He goes throught a jarring experience.
Live Life Laughing
Live Life Laughing
Do you know why British people all pronounce the word as “Bri’ish?”Because they drank all the “t” Every day I take my cow and a walk through the vineyard.I herd it through the grapevine. Penguins produce an oil that helps their feather retain warmth.So, it follows that an oily bird gets the warm. Doctor: Do… Read More
Live Life Laughing
You, yes, YOU, are invited to an interactive opportunity, an exercise in laughter through visuals. I’ll supply the visuals—you bring the laughter. Practice making these faces. You never know when a kid will walk by and look at you. Now look around. Anybody looking? Anybody laughing?
Senior Coffee Moment
It happened on a Monday in a Georgia McDonald’s.I was given a “senior coffee” without requesting it.Husband was happy to “save us some change,But I spent time in the facilities gazing in the mirror. A young whippersnapper had the audacityto notice and assign my newest advancementinto the senior citizen categorywithout a question or my suggestion.… Read More
Live Life Laughing
What did Dracula call his interior design style?Fang-shui Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and then cross the road again?He was a dirty double-crosser. I tried to walk like an Egyptian.Now I need to see a Cairo-practor. Placing blame in marriage is like saying, “Your side of the boat is… Read More
Live Life Laughing
If we are not meant to have late-night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? How do you act among people who don’t like Star Trek?You follow the prime directive: “Do not interfere with primitive cultures.” What do you know about atoms?Very little.Besides that. Every woman’s dream is a man who will pick… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scraped ice from the windshield?He only got 10% off. What’s an ig?A snowhouse without a loo. What does a Scooter’s employee’s job title change to in the winter?A brrrr-ista! What’s the difference between ice and icicle?Ice has noel. I really wish I’d listened to what my… Read More
