I’m going to add a new super service to my business called, “Typoman.”You ask, “What do you do?” My answer: “I write wrongs.” A policeman made a presentation at a school on career days. After his presentation, he opened up a time for questions from the audience. “What would you do if you had to… Read More
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Some people think the T-Rex can’t clap because its arms are too short.But the real reason is: they’re all dead! Photo by Frank Kroeger on Unsplash I’m not too good with this techy stuff. Yesterday, my cell phone took a 10-minute video of my shoes.But surprisingly, it was pretty good footage. What do you call… Read More
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Sometimes I wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward.That’s just how I roll. When I went to the bakery and asked if they had any shortbread, they told me they didn’t make it any longer. Photo by Jude Infantini on Unsplash My grandkids begged, “Please, will you stop telling terrible puns and write… Read More
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Did you hear about the ice cream truck that crashed?The driver said it wasn’t his fault. He blamed it on the Rocky Road. A truck loaded with Vick’s Vapor Rub turned over on a busy highway near Chicago.Amazingly, there was no congestion for the next 8 hours. A few of my grandkids declare this is… Read More
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A chicken crossed the ocean and met a British spy. “What’s your name?” he asked the man.“Bond. James Bond,” the spy said. “What’s yours?”“Ken. Chick Ken,” the bird cackled. What do you call an underwater spy?Pond. James Pond. I just bought a new blindfold. I can’t see myself wearing it. Another joke from Laurel: What… Read More
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Q: What do dogs and cell phones have in common? A: They both have collar ID. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?Twister Elevator music bothers me at many different levels. Laurel said to add this to the “Granny jokes.” What do you call a taco that does exercise?A walking taco.
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A pun has not really matured until it is full groan. I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers. The about the word “queue” for a moment. It’s just a Q with a bunch of silent letter waiting in a line. It bothers me that 2021 is pronounced “2020 won.”
Kathleen S Evenhouse 