Q: What do you call an underwater spy?A: James Pond I wrote a sitcom about airplanes, but it never took off.The pilot was terrible. It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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A copy of The Christmas Carol just fell on my toe.I hurt like the Dickens. I went to the doctor to complain about hearing problems.He asked me, “Can you describe the symptoms?”I said, “Well, Homer’s a fat guy, and Marge has blue hair.” I bought my friend an elephant for his room.He said, “Thanks.”I said,… Read More
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What’s it called when you have Grandma on speed dial? Instagram! What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?Phillipe Floppe. What do you call a small mother?A minimum. What do you call a sad rabbit?Unhoppy.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin What do you call a sad rabbit?Unhoppy. Photo by Erik-Jan Leusink on Unsplash I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places,but I just left a gas station.
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Everybody knows where the Big Apple is, but does any know where Minneapolis? Everyone at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined. “Imagine…all the people.” Q: What do you call a rabbit that was born and raised in a motel?A: An inn-grown hare.
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What do you call a fish without eyes?Fsh What lights up a soccer stadium?A soccer match. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?Mistletoes
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What kind of tunes do planets like?Neptunes What did the yoga instructor say to her landlord who wanted to evict her?Namaste What do you call a factory that produces good products.A satisfactory
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