Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?How did it go?It went OK2! Why do chemists like nitrates so much?They’re cheaper than day rates. Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon .
Q. Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake? A. Because snowman is an island. Q. What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food? A. Brrrrrr-itos. Q. What exactly is a New Year’s resolution?A. It’s a to-do list for the first week of January.
George came one night carrying a tiny, branchless tree. Attached to a lone limb was a shotgun shell. “This is for you,” he told his wife.“All right, George,” said his wife. “What is it?”“Why, honey.” George smiled, “it’s a cartridge in a bare tree.” Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?A. Because he had very… Read More
Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.“Well,” replied old John, “There’s my ranch… Read More
I think something’s missing in my life. Like two or three million dollars. You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge was cold. I once had a job in an orange juice factory but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it… Read More
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow. Today is one of those days when even my coffee needs a coffee. I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. An apple a day keeps… Read More
I don’t suggest actually using this response; just laugh at it now and then tuck it away, very deeply. You’re happy to be a guy because: 1) Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2) You know stuff about tanks. 3) A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 4) You can open all your own jars. 5) Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 