Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
If they can send one man to the moon, why can’t they just send them all. (Just kidding!) In a bathroom a man has 5 items. A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Holiday Inn. A women has on average 337 items in her bathroom. A man would not… Read More
A woman gets all sentimental during a romantic scene in a movie. Then her husband leans over and says those three special words, “Pass the popcorn.” What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. What is the only time a man thinks about a candle light dinner?When the power goes out. What’s a man’s idea of a romantic gift?A toaster that glows in the dark.
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? A: Birds of prey! Q: What do you call a bird with a black belt? A: Steven Seagull. Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?A: A polygon
Q: Why did the crab never share?A: Because he’s shellfish Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?A. The prawn broker. Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?A. Can you please be more Pacific?
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something. Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?A: A roamin’ numeral. Q: What do you call friends who love math?A: algebros
Q: What vegetables do librarians like?A: Quiet peas. Q: What do you call a thieving alligator? A: Crookodile Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 