I don’t really have a plan. I rely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day. I only want two things: (1) to lose weight, and (2) to eat. I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money.
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I can’t tell you what say to a woman when she is angry. But I can tell you, it’s not” “Whatever, Pippi Wrongstocking.” Bruce Lee has a brother who lives in Pennsylvania. His name is Phil Lee.Did you know Bruce Lee’s brother is a vegetarian? His name is Broco Lee.Bruce Lee has a faster, older… Read More
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Sorry, not genetically predisposed to folding laundry. What do you call a deer who can write with both their left and right hooves?Bambidextrous. If I have to put my coffee down, the answer is “NO!”
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What do you call a paper airplane that refuses to fly? Stationery. How many pieces of candy corn do you think you will eat before you ask youself: “I wonder what a candle would taste like?” Morning: Too tired to thinkNoon: Still thought impaired.Supper time: Leave something in the microwave til the end of the… Read More
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I never finish anything.I have a black belt in Partial Arts. An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate. I did a little mechanics work today—I’m so good at this.I put a rear end in a recliner.
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What do you call an attractive monster?Pretty scary. Bean bag chairs are Venus Flytraps for anyone over 40. The difference between me and Superman is this:He has super vision. I require supervision.
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I am working hard to be the kind of grandparent that my grandchildren can differentiate from a wolf wearing a nightgown and cap. It would be pretty weird if you went to a concert and they had a football game halfway through. Here’s a bright idea for you the next time you are having trouble… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 