Q. How does Moses make his coffee? A. Hebrews it. Q. Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A. Abraham. He knew a Lot. Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. “I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship,… Read More
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Q: Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean? A: Because he knew there was something fishy about it. Q: Did Eve ever have a date with Adam? A: No, just an apple. Q. Where was Solomon’s temple located? A. On the side of his head. “The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room… Read More
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Q: What did the hunter say when the polar bear ate his sled dog? A: “Well, doggone!” Q: What is the difference between Santa Claus and a warm sled dog? A: Santa wears a whole suit – a dog just pants! Q: Where are sled dogs trained? A: In the mush-room! “From the moment I… Read More
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Q: How excited was the gardener about spring? A: So excited he wet his plants. Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? A: She always ran away from the ball. Q: Where will you be in three years? A: I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision. “Laughter is much more important… Read More
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Q: What kind of coffee were they serving when the Titanic hit an iceberg? A: Sanka! Q: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic? A: Lost! REALLY lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica.) Q: What do chefs call “Baked Alaska” in Alaska? A: “Baked Here” “Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally… Read More
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Q: What’s an ig? A: A snow house without a loo! Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman? A: Froze-T Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? A: “Where were you on the night of September to March?” source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/winterjokes.html “In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter,… Read More
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They have Dial-a-Prayer for Atheists now . . . You can call, and it rings and rings but nobody answers. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it. – J.… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 