Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
If we are not meant to have late-night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? How do you act among people who don’t like Star Trek?You follow the prime directive: “Do not interfere with primitive cultures.” What do you know about atoms?Very little.Besides that. Every woman’s dream is a man who will pick… Read More
Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scraped ice from the windshield?He only got 10% off. What’s an ig?A snowhouse without a loo. What does a Scooter’s employee’s job title change to in the winter?A brrrr-ista! What’s the difference between ice and icicle?Ice has noel. I really wish I’d listened to what my… Read More
What was Dr. Frankenstein’s new year’s resolution?To make new friends. Where can you go to practice math on New Year’s Eve?Times Square What did Adam say to his wife on December 31?It’s New Year’s, Eve. How so you get a snow monster to go away?Get into a heated argument.
Who is Frosty’s favorite relative?Aunt Arctica What do you call a snapshot taken at the North Pole?A polaroid. What do you call a reindeer without eyes?I have no eye deer. Why did Princess Elsa fall off of her sled?She let it go. How do snowmen read their texts?With an icy stare.
I saw two huge black birds this morning, and they were stuck together.Turns out they were velcrows. Smoking will kill you. So will bacon.But smoking bacon will cure it. I got an email that explained all you need to know about reading maps backwards.It was spam. Make someone’s day more exciting.At 7:30 a.m. on a… Read More
“My teeth are turning yellow.”“Do you smoke or drink coffee?”“I drink it.” I decided to try magnetic eyelashes.Now my eyelid is stuck to the fridge. Send help. I’ve been watching my weight.It’s still there. Roses are red.Tacos are delicious.I use paper platesbecause I hate doing dishes.
I hate when my GPS tells me to head northwest when leaving the parking lot.Yo, British girl, do I need to turn left or right? Love is in the air, but so is the flu.Wash your hands. Cat puns freak meowt,Seriously, I’m not kitten. What is the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? “Oops!”
Kathleen S Evenhouse 