Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q. What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some money?A. Did you see any change in me? Q. What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? A. Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out! Q. Why is a doctor always calm? A. Because they have a lot… Read More
Q. How do hurricanes see?A. With one eye. Q. What type of lightning likes to play sports?A. Ball lightning! Q. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?A. Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q. What do you get when you cross fruit and bowling?A. A banana split. Q. What do you call a messy fruit salad?A. A fig-sty. Q. Why did the orange stop?A. It ran out of juice.
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?A. Color-ado! Q. Which is smarter? Longitude or latitude.A. Longitude, because it has 360 degrees. Q. Why did Miss Muffet need directions?A. She lost her whey.
Q. Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?A. He liked the job description: “Exterminate! Exterminate!” Q. What happens when the Doctor goes back in time and see himself.A. It’s a pair-o-docs. Knock, Knock!Who’s There?DoctorDoctor Who?Yes. If you’re not a Dr. Who fan, these jokes won’t make you laugh. It’s alright. Just… Read More
Knock, knock!Who’s there?Fido.Fido who?Fido known you were home, I’d have brought a cake. Knock, knock!Who’s thereHackett.Hackette who?I can’t Hackette-I’m going home. Knock, knock!Who’s there?Oldest Son.Oldest Son who?Oldest Son shines bright on my old Kentucky home. (You must sing the last line.)
Q: Do you want to know what makes me smile? A: Face muscles One tectonic plate bumped into another, and said, “Sorry. My fault.” Q: Why aren’t tectonic plates allowed in the mattress store? A: Because they make the bedrock. Summer Quotes: Turn your face to the sun, and the shadows fall behind you.… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 