Q: Guess who I saw today? A: Everyone I looked at. Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? A: Because when he asked them who was their favorite composer, they all said, “Bach, Bach, Bach.” I finally figured out why no one finds my cheesy jokes and puns good. They’re laugh-tose intolerant. Quote about… Read More

Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear? A: Open toad My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm. I gave her super glue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me. I dig. You dig. We dig. They dig. He dig. They dig… It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s deep. A… Read More

Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To say hello from the other side. Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: A buccaneer Q: How does the moon cut his hair? A: Eclipse it Quote about JOY “One filled with joy preaches without preaching.” ~Mother Theresa

Q: What do you call someone with no body and a nose? A: Nobody knows. I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing? Quote about JOY “Joy is not in things, it is in us.” ~Richard Wagner