Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
For most people, when you lose your “khakis,” you’ve lost your pants. When you’re from Boston and you lose your “khakis,” you can’t start your car. I’m going to start collecting highlighters. Mark my words! Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?A: Because he had a great fall. I don’t have any ducks in a… Read More
Q: What do you call an underwater spy?A: James Pond I wrote a sitcom about airplanes, but it never took off.The pilot was terrible. It takes guts to be an organ donor.
A copy of The Christmas Carol just fell on my toe.I hurt like the Dickens. I went to the doctor to complain about hearing problems.He asked me, “Can you describe the symptoms?”I said, “Well, Homer’s a fat guy, and Marge has blue hair.” I bought my friend an elephant for his room.He said, “Thanks.”I said,… Read More
What’s it called when you have Grandma on speed dial? Instagram! What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?Phillipe Floppe. What do you call a small mother?A minimum. What do you call a sad rabbit?Unhoppy.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin What do you call a sad rabbit?Unhoppy. Photo by Erik-Jan Leusink on Unsplash I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places,but I just left a gas station.
What do you call a fish without eyes?Fsh What lights up a soccer stadium?A soccer match. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?Mistletoes
What did the policeman say to his belly button?You’re under a vest. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?Because every play has a cast. What kind of ghost has the best hearing?The eeriest.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 