Q: What did the spider’s say when she broke her new web.A: Darn it! Q: Why couldn’t the butterfly come to the dance?A: Because it was a moth ball. Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?A: When he catches a fly.
Live Life Laughing: Bugs
Live Life Laughing: Size
Q: What do you get if you enlarge a centipede to 100x its normal size?A: A dollarpede. I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Live Life Laughing: Measurements
Q. What’s the tastiest unit of measurement? A. Milimeter (mm) Q. What do you call a professional unit of measurement? A. Program Q. What’s Darth Vader favourite measurement system? A. The Imperial System This post prepared by my delightful granddaughter Hannah Cutler. She has the gift of cleverness in laughing.
Live Life Laughing: Sheep
Q. What is a dimension completely inhabited by sheep? A. A eweniverse! Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. One day the shepherd dog said to the shepherd man: “Here are all the 100 sheep. ” The man was… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Shoes
Q. What type of shoes does an artist wear? A. Sketchers. Q. Why did Einstein have trouble tying his shoes? A. He wasn’t familiar with string theory. Q. Which type of shoes does Captain Hook avoid wearing? A. Crocs This post prepared by my delightful granddaughter Hannah Cutler. She has the gift of cleverness in… Read More
Live Life Laughing: On Paper
I’m reading a thriller in Braille. You can really feel the suspense. Q. What do printers eat on their toast?A. Paper jam. I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something. This post prepared by my delightful granddaughter Hannah Cutler.… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Teachers
Teacher: “Name two pronouns?”Student: “Who, me?” Whoever put the “b” in SUBTLE deserves a pat on the back. Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three?Because they can’t even.
