Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What did one DNA say to the other DNA?A: Do these jeans make me look fat? If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine. Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
This sentence contains exactly threee erors. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?He will stop at nothing to avoid them. A photon is going through airport security. The agent asks, “Do you have any luggage?”The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Q: What pencil did Shakespeare write with?A: 2B Q: Who invented fractions?A: Henry the 1/4th. Teacher: Craig, you know you can’t sleep in my class.Craig: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Q. Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock? A. Because it’s a little meteor. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A: OH SNaP! Q: Where do geologists like to relax? A: In a rocking chair
Q. Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?A. Because she wanted to get rich milk. Q. When does a female deer need money?A. When she doesn’t have a buck. Q. Why is the moon like a dollar?A. It has four quarters.
Q. What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some money?A. Did you see any change in me? Q. What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? A. Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out! Q. Why is a doctor always calm? A. Because they have a lot… Read More
First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years! Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?Bob: Where?Ben: Around the globe! A book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
