Q. Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?A. Because she wanted to get rich milk. Q. When does a female deer need money?A. When she doesn’t have a buck. Q. Why is the moon like a dollar?A. It has four quarters.
Live Life Laughing: Savings
Live Life Laughing: Health
Q. What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some money?A. Did you see any change in me? Q. What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? A. Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out! Q. Why is a doctor always calm? A. Because they have a lot… Read More
Live Life Laughing
First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years! Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?Bob: Where?Ben: Around the globe! A book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
Live Life Laughing: Art
Q. Who was the most famous Harry Potter artist?A. Monet Myrtle Q. Did you see the display of still-life art?A. It was not at all moving. Q. What did the artist tell her greatest nemesis?A. I challenge you to a doodle.
Live Life Laughing: Geology #4
Q. What happens when you find yourself reading geology jokes?A. You know you’ve hit rock bottom. Q. Why was the geologist always depressed?A. She had a hard-rock life. I really hate rock puns.My sediments exactly!
Live Life Laughing: Geology #3
Q. What is a geologist’s favorite band?A. The Rolling Stones Q. How do geologist like to relax?A. In rocking chairs. Q. What do you call an Irish rock that’s a fake?A. A sham-rock.
Live Life Laughing: Geology #2
“I’m not trespassing. I’m a geologist.” Q. What do you call a rock that never goes to school?A: A skipping stone. Q. Where do rocks like to sleep?A. In bedrock.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 