Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
“Online Money” has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.The proposed name is: Un-obtainium. Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?A: One molar solution. Q: What do you call a clown who’s in jail?A: A silicon.
Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist? A: He took his wife for granite so she left himhttp://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html Q: How did the geology student drown? A: His grades were below C-levelhttp://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this! Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html
You don’t like plant jokes? What stomata with you! Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?A: The nucleus Q: What did the femur say to the patella? A: I kneed you.
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?How did it go?It went OK2! Why do chemists like nitrates so much?They’re cheaper than day rates. Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon .
George came one night carrying a tiny, branchless tree. Attached to a lone limb was a shotgun shell. “This is for you,” he told his wife.“All right, George,” said his wife. “What is it?”“Why, honey.” George smiled, “it’s a cartridge in a bare tree.” Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?A. Because he had very… Read More
For those of you who don’t have the privilege of living in a rural area, I’d like to introduce you to the Peterson Brothers who farm in Kansas. Hope you can enjoy life as much as they do.
I think something’s missing in my life. Like two or three million dollars. You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge was cold. I once had a job in an orange juice factory but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 