Q: What vegetables do librarians like?A: Quiet peas. Q: What do you call a thieving alligator? A: Crookodile Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?A. I don’t know and I don’t care.

Q: What is every whale’s favorite greeting?A: Whale hello there! Q: How do fish end their work emails?A: Let minnow what you think. Q: What is every goat’s favorite Haddaway song?A: What is love? Baby don’t herd me