Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Do you want to know what makes me smile? A: Face muscles One tectonic plate bumped into another, and said, “Sorry. My fault.” Q: Why aren’t tectonic plates allowed in the mattress store? A: Because they make the bedrock. Summer Quotes: Turn your face to the sun, and the shadows fall behind you.… Read More
Q: Why did the cucumber call 911. A: He was in a pickle. Q: My teacher told me I would never amount to much because I procrastinate. A: I told her, “Just you wait!” Q: Why aren’t koalas actually bears? A: Because they don’t meet the koalifications. Summer Quotes “We have too many quizzes in… Read More
Q. What is brown and sticky? A: a stick I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible! A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender here?” Summer Quotes The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture… Read More
The bartender says “we don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar. I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS. Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: He neverlands. Q: Why don’t cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry. Q: What do… Read More
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too. Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing Taxis. Q: Why don’t aliens visit our planet? A: Terrible ratings. One star. Summer Thoughts Do what we can,… Read More
Rover: Where do fleas go on vacation? Fido: Search me. Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: The Baa-hamas Q: What did ET’s mother say to him when he got home? A: “Where on earth have you been?” Summer Thoughts “Mosquito is out, it’s the end of the day; she’s humming and hunting her… Read More
Q: Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? A: They’ll get called for traveling. Q: What did the bread do on summer vacation? A: It loafed around. Q: Where did Tarzan visit in California on vacation? A: Hollywood and Vine Summer Thoughts A porch is the only real reward you need after a long summer’s… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 