Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera. Q: Why should you never use a dull pencil? A: Because it’s pointless. Dear Algebra, Please stop asking me to look for your X. She left you and I don’t know Y. Quote about… Read More
Q: What do you call a cow with three legs? A: Lean beef If someone calls you ugly say, “Excuuuse me! I am not a mirror.” ~Funny Minions Q: You’ve heard of Murphy’s law, right? A: Yes, Why? Q: It states that anything that can go wrong will, but have you heard of Cole’s law?… Read More
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she’ll let it go. Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? A: He pasta way. Quote on Joy Speak of your joy. Often. ~Daniellelaporte.com
No, really! I’m being serious here… At bedtime children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug. I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder and harder to ignore. Q: What do you call an obese psychic. A: A four-chin teller. Sayings about Joy… “Joy is a net of… Read More
Q: What did the hunter say when the polar bear ate his sled dog? A: “Well, doggone!” Q: What is the difference between Santa Claus and a warm sled dog? A: Santa wears a whole suit – a dog just pants! Q: Where are sled dogs trained? A: In the mush-room! “From the moment I… Read More
Q: How excited was the gardener about spring? A: So excited he wet his plants. Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? A: She always ran away from the ball. Q: Where will you be in three years? A: I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision. “Laughter is much more important… Read More
Q: What’s an ig? A: A snow house without a loo! Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman? A: Froze-T Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? A: “Where were you on the night of September to March?” source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/winterjokes.html “In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter,… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 