Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat. I was driving with my dad the other day, and he asked me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there, Indiana Jones, I’ll just Google it. Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles. ~Best Funny Quotes Ever from thefunnybeaver.com Today’s Saying: Don’t… Read More
Q: Guess who I saw today? A: Everyone I looked at. Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? A: Because when he asked them who was their favorite composer, they all said, “Bach, Bach, Bach.” I finally figured out why no one finds my cheesy jokes and puns good. They’re laugh-tose intolerant. Quote about… Read More
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear? A: Open toad My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm. I gave her super glue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me. I dig. You dig. We dig. They dig. He dig. They dig… It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s deep. A… Read More
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To say hello from the other side. Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: A buccaneer Q: How does the moon cut his hair? A: Eclipse it Quote about JOY “One filled with joy preaches without preaching.” ~Mother Theresa
Q: What do you call someone with no body and a nose? A: Nobody knows. I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing? Quote about JOY “Joy is not in things, it is in us.” ~Richard Wagner
Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems. Q: Did you hear the song about the tortilla? A: Actually it was more of a wrap. Q: Where did the cat go after losing its tail? A: The retail store. Quote about Joy Fight to find the joy in every… Read More
Q: What type of computer sings? A: A Dell Q: How did the trees feel in the spring? A: Re-leaved Q: Where do you live? A: With my parents? Q: Where to your parents live? A: With me Q: Where do you all live? A: Together Q: Where is your house? A: Next to my… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 