Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A neck-tarine. Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: A Doyouthinkhesawus? (If you don’t get it, say it out loud.) Q: Why did the orange lose the race? A: Because it ran out of juice. It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life… Read More
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Q: What did zero say to 8? A: Nice belt. Q: What happens when an egg laughs? A: It cracks up. Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A They are always stuffed. To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it. ~Charlie Chaplin
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Q: Why do bananas have to use sunscreen? A: Because they might peel. Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells. Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to… Read More
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In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes. Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain. Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
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You can’t see his forehead on this picture… What if there were no hypothetical questions? Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?” Q: Why can’t a bike stand on its own? A: It’s two tired.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: A thesaurus. I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways! I started a band called 999 Megabytes—we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: FSH I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Kathleen S Evenhouse 